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One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask
for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman
opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water.
She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly,
and then asked, ‘How much do I owe you?’ ‘You don’t owe me anything,’ she replied. ‘Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.’
He said…’Then I thank you from my heart.’ As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.
Year’s later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city,where they called in specialists to study her rare disease.
Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall
of the hospital to her room.
Dressed in his doctor’s gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case.
After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the Business office of pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked, and something caught her attention on the side of the bill. She read these words…..
‘Paid in full with one glass of milk’
Dr.Howard Kelly
Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed:
‘Thank You, God, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands.’ Now you have two choices:
1.You can send this page on and spread a positive message.
Or
2. Ignore it and pretend it never touched your heart.
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Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full service and sometimes you
have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE!
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Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay ke 12 kelay,
kum padey to mera leley.
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Iss jahaan main Aaye ho to, kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss gali se
guzro, aawaaz aaye — ‘ABBAJAAN!! ABBAJAAN!!’.
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A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable,supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart, good day,
dear bra…
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Why r women considered stronger than men? Ans: B’coz they carry 2
mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of
crane!
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A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife & his finger went to tease
his wife’s pussy. Wife asks ‘you want sex?’ ‘No, just to wet my finger
to ! turn the page!’
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Lady to doctor ‘a vibrator stuck in my pussy’ Doctor ‘lay down, I will
take it out ‘Lady ‘No!, pls. change its battery’.
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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a sardar, ’sardar ji,
sandwich loge?’ Sardar ji replied, ‘o, kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?’
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Lady: ‘doctor, I feel very weak.’ Dr: ‘how many times do u have sex?’
Lady: ‘5 times, mon-fri.’ Dr: ‘cut down wed.’
Lady: ‘but that’s the only day I m with my husband!’
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy
with the hole & She was happy with the thing!
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LIFE is like a PENIS. sometimes up, stms down. stms hard, stms soft.
stms big, stms small. stms in, stms out. so, enjoy PENIS..
oops, I mean LIFE.
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What is the difference between the cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!!
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Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai?
Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai!!
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A SAD STORY: A boy was so jealous of his newborn brother, that he put poison on his mother’s nipple when she was asleep.The next day, their DRIVER died.
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Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo……..
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Never FUCK a Tel-Operator, after 3 mins. she’ll say ur time is over.
Never FUCK a Nurse, she’ll say next pls.
But FUCK a Teacher, she’ll say it’s good, now repeat it 5 times.
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A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building.
He looks up n shouts,
‘Oh, bhenji! aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir gaya!’
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Q: How will u know whether GIRL is wearing PANTY or not?
A: Look for DANDRUFF on her toes.
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A Husband said to his wife: ‘If u r in mood of sex, just shake my dick
twice. I’ll understand.Wife asked, ‘If I am not then?’
Husband replied, ‘Then shake it 61-62 times!!!!!!!!’
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Airtel boy! asks to Spice girl: ‘what is your specialties?
Spice girl: ‘Night incoming is free!’
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A boy pulls down his pant & asks a girl ‘do u have this?’
Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says, ‘My mom says if u have this
u can get plenty of those………!’
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Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS: It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL: It cries during the performance.
3. POLITE: It bow down after the performance.
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A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train. The lady next to him asked,
‘Are they are BABIES.’ The Person said, ‘NO, I own a condom factory & these are customers complaints!!’
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What is the common between an Army General’s car ! and his wife?
Ans: Both are highly maintained and very less used……..!
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A lady goes to a Doctor & asks can u make a small hole on the side of
my hole?
Doctor asks why?
She replies because I want to start a side business……..!
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NEWSFLASH:
10 out of 10 Doctors worldwide had concluded that the best source of
CALCIUM is the woman’s VAGINA b’coz it harden the PENIS even without
bones!
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A bachelor SARDAR gives an AD in a matrimonial. ‘Wanted Girl – Age no bar,
looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX, Baar-baar, Hazaar bar………..Lagataar………..!
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A person doing self swot analysis: Strength is my wife.Weakness is my neighbour’s wife. Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour. Threat is when I am on tour.
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Banta Singh apni biwi se kehta hai: ‘Maine ladka manga tha ladki kaise hogayee.’
Biwi: ‘Tumhare bharose rehti to! ye bhi nahi hoti.’
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Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai, bilkul sahi hai!
3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai!!!!!
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Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing TABLA on hisbutts.
Man: ‘what r u doing?’
Girl ‘Playing TABLA’
Man turns other side & said, ‘can u play the flute?’
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How do u recognize a SARDAR in school?
They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases theblackboard!!
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Why did Miss Rosemary change her name after marrying Mr. Lele?
B’coz she did not want her to be called as ‘ROZ MERI LELE…..’
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First 4 days of girls:
1. Love me, Don’t touch me.
2. Touch me, Don’t kiss me.
3. Kiss me, Don’t fuck me.
4. Fuck me, Don’t forget me.
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Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers…. Rub it up & down gently
…………………..
that’s the right way of washing the glass!!!!!
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What is the similarity between PENIS and IODEX? ‘
Andar tak jaaye, garmahat aaye, aaraam dilaye….’
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Doctor says: Penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom
head, 2 eggs and ! cream, which provides all the nutrients to make women
healthy.
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U know who the best goal keeper in the world is?
Ans: WOMEN.
Reason is that no matter how much or which way u fuck her, ur balls
never o in!
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Today, STYLE is: small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile hones.
Sometime soon a small penis will be in style, and then YOU will be ‘A
STYLISH MAN’.
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Rich man to Poor man: ‘How come you have got a big penis?’
Poor man: ‘because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play
with!’
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What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,
like pumping, and is responsible for making love?
………………………………………HEART.
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Girl: ‘Mom, what is KHASAM (husband)?
Mom: ‘Beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl u will get
one.’
Girl: ‘If I do not become good girl?’
Mom: ‘Then u will get many!!!!!’
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Why man does not make whistling sound while passing urine like woman?
B’coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER!
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A man walked into a ladies toilet. A lady who was inside got furious &
shouted– ‘THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN’.
The man, unzipping his pant said- ‘THIS TOO!!!!!!!’
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A Chinese doctor says, a woman has 5 rooms:
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Storeroom
Vagina is a Guestroom
Ass is an Emergency room.
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What is the similarity between man & mouse?
Both ! of them are in the search of hole!
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What is the long thing that has a hole at the tip & being inserted into a
deep, slimy, hairy hole and can make u feel better? ………
VICKS INHALER!
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She took off his pant gently and whispered: ‘Make me feel like a woman….’
He smiled, threw his pant at her and said: ‘Go wash it!’
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Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife to ‘PIZZA HUT?’
Because they advertised ‘FREE DELIVERY!!’
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What is a difference between Personal & Private Secretary?
Private Secretary says `Morning Sir!!`
Whereas Personal Secretary says `It’s Morning Sir!!`
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Boy: ‘Pura andar gaya?’
Madam: ‘Haan gaya.’
Boy: ‘Dard hua kya?’
Madam: ‘Bahut hua’
Boy: ‘Chalo doosra sandal try kartay h! ai madam!’
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Man collides. His elbow hits lady’s boob. Man: ‘If ur heart is as soft as
ur boob, then I’m sure u’ll forgive me.’
Lady: ‘If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, than I’m in room no.104.’
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The F rules:
Find her ….Friend her ….Flirt her …….French her ……Fondle her……..Finger her …….Fuck her …….Forget her …….Find next!
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Pussy Pussy don’t go far Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don’t feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.
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7 Lies of MAN:–
1. Let’s be friends.
2. We will only talk.
3. ! I will only kiss u.
4. Only buttons not the bra.
5. I’ll not suck ur boobs.
6. I’ll not insert.
7. I love U.
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Women’s Prayer: O holy men lay down with me on a holy bed Let ur holy pole
enter my holy hole So that ur holy water can produce a holy soul.Aaaah.. Men!!!!!
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What do u usually say after sex?
-I luv u!
………..wrong!
-That was great!
……….wrong again!
-I luv it!……..wrong again!
-The answer is:
‘meri chaddi de de?’
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Girl’s don’t bunk classes b’coz they know missing periods means
PREGNANCY!.
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How do u teach MATHs to a girl?
Add her to the bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs & start
multiplying.
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1. Intelligent man + Intelligent woman = Romance.
2. Intelligent man + Stupid woman = Pregnancy.
3. Stupid man + Intelligent woman = Affairs.
4. Stupid man + Stupid woman = Marriage.
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Reduce the amount of tea you consume
Do not eat bread which has only JUST been toasted
Keep your distance from hand phone chargers
Drink more water in the morning, less at night
Do not drink coffee twice a day
Reduce the amount of oily food you consume
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm
Do not take alcohol more than one glass/cup/serving a day
Do not take pills with cool water
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping
Getting less than 8 hours of sleep affects your health
People used to napping will not get old easily
If you can’t get do early morning runs, 5pm-8pm in the afternoon is a
great time for jogging
When battery is down to the last grid/bar, do not answer the phone
The radiation is 1000 times
Answer the phone by left ear
It’ll spoil your brain directly by using right ear
Do not use headphones/earphone for extended periods of time
Rest your ear a while after 1 hour
Forward this to friends whom you care about
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Hello Friends…..
WE all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, know which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn’t know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this “ICE” (In case of Emergency) Campaign.
The concept of “ICE” is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population. all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name “ICE” (In Case of Emergency).
The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents. there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn’t know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as “ICE”.
For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2, ICE3 or ICE Residence, ICE Office or ICE Papa or ICE Mr….. etc.
A Great Idea that will make a difference!
Let’s spread the concept of “ICE” by storing an ICE number in our Mobile Phone today!
Please forward this. It won’t take too many “forwards” before everybody will know about this it really could save your life, or put a loved one’s mind at rest.
ICE will speck for you when you are not able to….
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