Bus conductor (to a small boy) How old are you child?
Boy Sir I am 7 years at home and 5 here.
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Judge (to the convict): Why did you steal a scooter from that house?
Convict Your Honour, I could not find any car there and had to satisfy myself with the scooter only.
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Doctor (to the patient) How many fingers I am holding up?
Patient: Six.
Doctor I do not know which is worse your eyesight or arithmetic.
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Ravi (to a stranger): Excuse me, sir I think I have seen your face somewhere else.
Stranger: That cannot be. It is always with me.
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Ranjan: Sonu, I have just flown back from Germany.
Sonu: Do not your arms get tired? Go and take rest.
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Policeman I am looking for a man with one leg called James.
Farmer What is his other leg called?
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Baker: Madam there are the best cakes we have had for years.
Lady I would like to have some which you baked more recently please
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Vandana Do not throw water on the road, Sonu.
Sonu: Why?
Vandana: Because vehicles may slip and fall.
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Guest (in a hotel room) Look here the rain is simply pouring through the roof of my bedroom.
Manager I had already told you that there would be running water everywhere in this hotel.
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Teacher: Sunil, can you tell me anything about the great scientist of the 18th century?
Sunil: They are all dead, sir.
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Teacher: Your marks has no beginning and no end.
Shyam: Why sir?
Teacher: Because it is a circle.
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