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Part 1
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Part 2
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Part 3
http://www.zshare.net/video/10540412cff0ee31/

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The Boss Vs The Leader

The Boss drives his men

The Leader inspires them

The Boss depends on authority

The Leader depends on good will

The Boss envokes fear

The Leader radiates Love

The Boss says “I”

The Leader says “WE”

The Boss shows who is wrong

The Leader shows what is wrong.

The Boss knows how it is done

The Leader knows how to do it

The boss demands respect

The Leader commands respect.

Do u want to be a BOSS or a LEADER

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EASY VS DIFFICULT

Easy is to get a place in someone’s address book

Difficult is to get a place in someone’s heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others

Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking

Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt some one who loves us

Difficult is to heal the wound

Easy is to forgive others

Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules

Difficult is to follow them

Easy is to dream every night

Difficult is to fight for a dream

Easy is to show victory

Difficult is to assume the defeat with dignity

Easy is to stumble with a stone

Difficult is to getup…

Easy is to enjoy life everyday

Difficult is to give its real value

Easy is to pray every night

Difficult is to find God in small things..

Easy is to promise something to someone

Difficult is to fulfill the promise

Easy is to say we love

Difficult is to show it everyday…

Easy is to criticize others

Difficult is to improve oneself….

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MASALA JOKES

Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full service and sometimes you
have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE!

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Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay ke 12 kelay,
kum padey to mera leley.

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Iss jahaan main Aaye ho to, kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss gali se
guzro, aawaaz aaye — ‘ABBAJAAN!! ABBAJAAN!!’.

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A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable,supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart, good day,
dear bra…

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Why r women considered stronger than men? Ans: B’coz they carry 2
mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of
crane!

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A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife & his finger went to tease
his wife’s pussy. Wife asks ‘you want sex?’ ‘No, just to wet my finger
to  ! turn the page!’

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Lady to doctor ‘a vibrator stuck in my pussy’ Doctor ‘lay down, I will
take it out  ‘Lady ‘No!, pls. change its battery’.

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A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a sardar, ’sardar ji,
sandwich loge?’  Sardar ji replied, ‘o, kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?’

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Lady: ‘doctor, I feel very weak.’ Dr: ‘how many times do u have sex?’
Lady: ‘5 times, mon-fri.’  Dr: ‘cut down wed.’
Lady: ‘but that’s the only day I m with my husband!’

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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy
with the hole & She was happy with the thing!

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LIFE is like a PENIS. sometimes up, stms down. stms hard, stms soft.
stms big, stms small. stms in, stms out. so, enjoy PENIS..
oops, I mean LIFE.

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What is the difference between the cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!!

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Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai?
Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai!!

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A SAD STORY: A boy was so jealous of his newborn brother, that he put poison on his mother’s nipple when she was asleep.The next day, their DRIVER died.

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Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo……..

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Never FUCK a Tel-Operator, after 3 mins. she’ll say ur time is over.
Never FUCK a Nurse, she’ll say next pls.
But FUCK a Teacher, she’ll say it’s good, now repeat it 5 times.

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A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building.
He looks up n shouts,
‘Oh, bhenji! aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir gaya!’

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Q: How will u know whether GIRL is wearing PANTY or not?
A: Look for DANDRUFF on her toes.

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A Husband said to his wife: ‘If u r in mood of sex, just shake my dick
twice. I’ll understand.Wife asked, ‘If I am not then?’
Husband replied, ‘Then shake it 61-62 times!!!!!!!!’

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Airtel boy! asks to Spice girl: ‘what is your specialties?
Spice girl: ‘Night incoming is free!’

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A boy pulls down his pant & asks a girl ‘do u have this?’
Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says, ‘My mom says if u have  this
u can get plenty of those………!’

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Three good manners of MALE penis:
1. COURTEOUS: It stands before performing.
2. EMOTIONAL: It cries during the performance.
3. POLITE: It bow down after the performance.

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A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train. The lady next to him asked,
‘Are they are BABIES.’  The Person said, ‘NO, I own a condom factory & these are customers complaints!!’

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What is the common between an Army General’s car ! and his wife?
Ans: Both are highly maintained and very less used……..!

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A lady goes to a Doctor & asks can u make a small hole on the side of
my  hole?
Doctor asks why?
She replies because I want to start a side business……..!

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NEWSFLASH:
10 out of 10 Doctors worldwide had concluded that the best source of
CALCIUM is the woman’s VAGINA b’coz it harden the PENIS even without
bones!

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A bachelor SARDAR gives an AD in a matrimonial. ‘Wanted Girl – Age no bar,
looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX, Baar-baar, Hazaar bar………..Lagataar………..!

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A person doing self swot analysis:  Strength is my wife.Weakness is my neighbour’s wife. Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour. Threat is when I am on tour.

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Banta Singh apni biwi se kehta hai: ‘Maine ladka manga tha ladki kaise  hogayee.’
Biwi: ‘Tumhare bharose rehti to! ye bhi nahi hoti.’

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Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai, bilkul sahi hai!
3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai!!!!!

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Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing TABLA on  hisbutts.
Man: ‘what r u doing?’
Girl ‘Playing TABLA’
Man turns other side & said, ‘can u play the flute?’

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How do u recognize a SARDAR in school?
They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases theblackboard!!

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Why did Miss Rosemary change her name after marrying Mr. Lele?
B’coz she did not want her to be called as ‘ROZ MERI LELE…..’

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First 4 days of girls:
1. Love me, Don’t touch me.
2. Touch me, Don’t kiss me.
3. Kiss me, Don’t fuck me.
4. Fuck me, Don’t forget me.

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Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers…. Rub it up & down gently
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that’s the right way of washing the glass!!!!!

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What is the similarity between PENIS and IODEX? ‘
Andar tak jaaye, garmahat aaye, aaraam dilaye….’

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Doctor says: Penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom
head, 2 eggs and ! cream, which provides all the nutrients to make women
healthy.

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U know who the best goal keeper in the world is?
Ans: WOMEN.
Reason is that no matter how much or which way u fuck her, ur balls
never o in!

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Today, STYLE is: small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile hones.
Sometime soon a small penis will be in style, and then YOU will be ‘A
STYLISH MAN’.

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Rich man to Poor man: ‘How come you have got a big penis?’
Poor man: ‘because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play
with!’

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What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins,
like pumping, and is responsible for making love?

………………………………………HEART.

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Girl: ‘Mom, what is KHASAM (husband)?
Mom: ‘Beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl u will get
one.’
Girl: ‘If I do not become good girl?’
Mom: ‘Then u will get many!!!!!’

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Why man does not make whistling sound while passing urine like woman?
B’coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER!

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A man walked into a ladies toilet. A lady who was inside got furious &
shouted– ‘THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN’.
The man, unzipping his pant said- ‘THIS TOO!!!!!!!’

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A Chinese doctor says, a woman has 5 rooms:
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Storeroom
Vagina is a Guestroom
Ass is an Emergency room.

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What is the similarity between man & mouse?
Both ! of them are in the search of hole!

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What is the long thing that has a hole at the tip & being inserted into a
deep, slimy, hairy hole and can make u feel better? ………
VICKS INHALER!

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She took off his pant gently and whispered: ‘Make me feel like a woman….’
He smiled, threw his pant at her and said: ‘Go wash it!’

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Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife to ‘PIZZA HUT?’
Because they advertised ‘FREE DELIVERY!!’

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What is a difference between Personal & Private Secretary?
Private Secretary says `Morning Sir!!`
Whereas Personal Secretary says `It’s Morning Sir!!`

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Boy: ‘Pura andar gaya?’
Madam: ‘Haan gaya.’
Boy: ‘Dard hua kya?’
Madam: ‘Bahut hua’
Boy: ‘Chalo doosra sandal try kartay h! ai madam!’

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Man collides. His elbow hits lady’s boob. Man: ‘If ur heart is as soft  as
ur boob, then I’m sure u’ll forgive me.’
Lady: ‘If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, than I’m in room no.104.’

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The F rules:
Find her ….Friend her ….Flirt her …….French her ……Fondle her……..Finger her …….Fuck her …….Forget her …….Find next!

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Pussy Pussy don’t go far Let me rub u in Salwaar,
Up above the legs so high,
Always juicy never dry,
Let me fuck u don’t feel shy,
Come on baby, just one try.

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7 Lies of MAN:–
1. Let’s be friends.
2. We will only talk.
3. ! I will only kiss u.
4. Only buttons not the bra.
5. I’ll not suck ur boobs.
6. I’ll not insert.
7. I love U.

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Women’s Prayer: O holy men lay down with me on a holy bed Let ur holy pole
enter my holy hole So that ur holy water can produce a holy soul.Aaaah.. Men!!!!!

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What do u usually say after sex?
-I luv u!
………..wrong!
-That was great!
……….wrong again!
-I luv it!……..wrong again!
-The answer is:
‘meri chaddi de de?’

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Girl’s don’t bunk classes b’coz they know missing periods means
PREGNANCY!.

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How do u teach MATHs to a girl?
Add her to the bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs & start
multiplying.

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1. Intelligent man + Intelligent woman = Romance.
2. Intelligent man + Stupid woman = Pregnancy.
3. Stupid man + Intelligent woman = Affairs.
4. Stupid man + Stupid woman = Marriage.

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HEALTH – IMPORTANCE

Reduce the amount of tea you consume

Do not eat bread which has only JUST been toasted

Keep your distance from hand phone chargers

Drink more water in the morning, less at night

Do not drink coffee twice a day

Reduce the amount of oily food you consume

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm

Do not take alcohol more than one glass/cup/serving a day

Do not take pills with cool water

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping

Getting less than 8 hours of sleep affects your health

People used to napping will not get old easily

If you can’t get do early morning runs, 5pm-8pm in the afternoon is a

great time for jogging

When battery is down to the last grid/bar, do not answer the phone

The radiation is 1000 times

Answer the phone by left ear

It’ll spoil your brain directly by using right ear

Do not use headphones/earphone for extended periods of time

Rest your ear a while after 1 hour

Forward this to friends whom you care about

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